i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
AN ACTUAL THING THAT I LIKE
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you